Cheeky Thoughts

Sep 13

People of Walmart -

The Singapore equivalent of this will be [People of NTUC]

Aug 29

Homonyms or conversations with my QET friend

Aug 17

This is a such beauty…a box of colour pencils.

This is a such beauty…a box of colour pencils.

Aug 15

More exam idiosyncrasies

Q: Explain why there is an increasing demand for land.

A: …need land to build a building to make business for them to get woman

Aug 14

Actual answer in a geography exam

Q: Explain why there is a limited supply of land on earth?

A: On 13th August 2009, 3 giant-like gorilla known as orang puteng attacked the earth, In about 3h after the attack, the earth is only left with the core. So that is limited supply of land.

Aug 13

“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure — these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart…. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become.” — Steve Jobs, Stanford Commencement Speech, 2005 (via jeffbridges) (via spaceships) (via unicornology) (via thoughtsonasunday)

franklieu:

10 Levels of Intimacy in Today’s Communication
I’m pretty sure 7 and 8 should be switched around…

franklieu:

10 Levels of Intimacy in Today’s Communication

I’m pretty sure 7 and 8 should be switched around…

Aug 07

Uggs are one of those ugly-beautiful things in life, not to mention comfortable and functional. Now you can get a pair from Whooga. Simply enter the code CHEEKYTHOU into the cart and receive a US$30 voucher to offset your purchases.

Uggs are one of those ugly-beautiful things in life, not to mention comfortable and functional. Now you can get a pair from Whooga. Simply enter the code CHEEKYTHOU into the cart and receive a US$30 voucher to offset your purchases.

Perhapes there is a corelation between isolation and creativity. Because the bags from Hidden Goods, an icelandic design are seriously drop dead georgeous.

Perhapes there is a corelation between isolation and creativity. Because the bags from Hidden Goods, an icelandic design are seriously drop dead georgeous.

Jul 06

[video]

My favourite part about graduation…the toy lion. If only that giant one is for sale. In fact, it was such a boring ceremony, we didn’t even have a commencement speech by anyone worthy, important or famous. And today was suppose to be the highlight because both the president and the PM were present.

My favourite part about graduation…the toy lion. If only that giant one is for sale. In fact, it was such a boring ceremony, we didn’t even have a commencement speech by anyone worthy, important or famous. And today was suppose to be the highlight because both the president and the PM were present.

Jun 30

The JC light bulb joke never gets old

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb.