Cheeky Thoughts

Something that should have happened in...

…but didn’t. Pervin and me took the wrong train in GERMANY where everything is...

Sep 30th

Insane conversation

me: you are proud of your pasir ris heritage?
pervin: yes
me: not like sembawang, there is nothing there, malaysia can just annex it since its so far north
pervin: that should be in our next water agreement

Sep 30th

“I cannot be hot all the time, its so stressful”
— pervin´s response to me after...

Sep 30th

To hang is to hang myself

So pervin told me yesterday that she didn’t like hanging out with a particular group of people...

Sep 23rd

In a fix

Lepizig to Cologne cost €85 Cologne to Munich cost €120 I need to sell myself to fund my transport

Sep 22nd

English that could not be understood

me: I am so hungry I want to eat a cow
girl: you don't eat beef in singapore?
me: haha no, I meant it as an expression

Sep 21st

“I am going to spread my cards around, just like how men...”
— pervin and that is probably a...

Sep 21st

I bring sadness everywhere

There are things I am excited about, seeing Pervin again, extending my trip, flying out from London...

Sep 19th

Names

me: why do they call it a long john
pervin: because its long underwear
me: so john means underwear?
pervin: i dont know
me: why cant it be long peter, long matthew, long dick..fuck thats wrongs

Sep 19th

2 days in Vienna and already

…I have broken the law twice in a row. First for riding the metro without a ticket, got fined...

Sep 16th

All she can think about is food?

me (pointing to brochure): this is the reason why I went to zakopane, because it says here free bears, deers and squirrels
pervin: to eat?
me: no!!!! just animals to look at

Sep 16th

Turkey might be cheap, but Istanbul is...

Sightseeing is expensive business here. Firstly, no student discount. Secondly, they are even more...

Sep 14th

Feels like a date

I don’t know how people actually go out with a guy when they have nothing to talk about. That...

Sep 13th

Money down the drain

I was so tired I walked into a shop and didn’t realize I just spend 10 euros on a toothbrush...

Sep 13th

Cant type with a Turkish keyboard

I am such an ass with regards to part of the reason on why I came to Istanbul. I want to add the...

Sep 12th

It is apparent you can't talk to...

Sometimes you meet some people and there is just no connection. Like this other girl who is...

Sep 12th

Hmm...

Plovdiv is a city of hills and yesterday I walked up one of them. The first thing that caught my eye...

Sep 12th

Life is a rush

For some reason, Bulgaria bored me so much I was practically moping around at each destination. So I...

Sep 11th

Please reblog and tell me!

me: why must the conversation always steer into questioning what kind of guy I am looking for, can't we talk about something else?
guy: they just want to know if they fit into your criteria
me: oh god, are you doing that right now?
guy: yes
I need to ask my friends something - are men in Singapore very forward as well? Because I am fucking clueless, I never have anybody (men) back home saying more than 3 sentences to me. Is this a Europe-culture thing or what?

Sep 10th

This girl is so cute

girl: add me on facebook and we can be friends forever
me: hahaha...ok

Sep 10th

Days in Bulgaria

Everything is moving so slowly in Veliko Tarnovo and sometimes, I don’t know what to do with...

Sep 9th

Americans are stupid

guy (very serious): do your country cut off people's hands when they steal something
me: we are not the middle east...

Sep 8th

The people in Varna is...

guy: so how are you tonight?
me: stoned already
guy: you have weed?
me: OMG no, I just meant that as an expression

Sep 7th

Complaining about being forced to party

Angry, cynical entry ahead Fucking annoyed with the hostel yesterday, what sort of place allows...

Sep 6th

WTH!

guy: so can I be your friend?
me: are you doing a facebook paraody?
apparently he isn't!

Sep 6th

My brain is not working

me: look, christian tours, so they just go around looking at churches?
girl: I think the owner of the agency is call christian

Sep 5th

Days of simply being a girl

So I spend the day visiting a salt mine in a town call Turda, whereby on the way back, the driver...

Sep 4th

Fine, we are fucking small ok

guy: so your country and city is the same, just singapore?
me: yes
guy: I suppose no province either
me: we are just an island

Sep 3rd

Same same but different

At first I thought it was a Singaporean men kind of thing, it was last night when I realize the...

Sep 3rd

Water works on strike?

I feel disgusting. For there is no water to shower, brush my teeth, make coffee etc…; and the...

Sep 2nd

“let me show you to your mattress”
— girl from hostel almost a...

Sep 2nd

Things to do at night in Sighisoara

Drink and hang out in the basement Play brainless card games in the kitchen Read House of Sand...

Sep 2nd

Food intake for the day

slice of pizza packet of chips hot-dog hazelnut frappe 1 ice tea Not on diet lah. All junk...

Sep 1st