Cheeky Thoughts

2009

December
November
October
September 1
August 8
July 2
June 18
May 46
April 66
March 104
February 117
January 160

2008

December 191
November 123
October 33
September 33
August 25
July 40
June 137
May 146
April 156
March
February
January

Apparently £1 really do not buy you...

There is a M&S food outlet next to my hostel and…I actually love it because that is where...
Oct 29th
Is that why Topshop felt like a fashion refugee camp because...
Oct 29th

How the same word means different things...

me: queen is in budapest
pervin: the queen of england?
me: no lah, the band!
Oct 29th
“It was one-man monologue. Mugabe does not negotiate. He just...”
— Zimbabwean opposition leader...
Oct 26th
“we are from the states…the united states”
— nth stupid American because...
Oct 25th

Coverage

pervin: I am going to write in to Starhub telling them I am not getting any signal in Montenegro
me: they are going to say whatever, since 2 singaporeans go there per year
Oct 23rd

The life more suited for couples because...

Croatia is a bloody fantastic place as far as accommodation is concerned. Finding a place to crash...
Oct 18th

Note to self'

At 23, you are either in one of those meaningful and committed relationships or you fuck around and...
Oct 16th

Its another world out there

me: there is a war in india right now!?
pervin: there is always a war in india depending on which part you are talking about
Oct 14th
Its fall in Ljubljana, Pervin at the flower market.
Oct 14th
Pervin caught yawning aka the day after she got wasted
Oct 14th
The crystal clear glacier lake in Bohinj, Slovenia
Oct 14th
View of the mountains from Bled, Slovenia.
Oct 11th
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany
Oct 11th
The picture perfect Julian Alps in Slovenia
Oct 11th
Oktoberfest take-2. Pervin and me missed the train and we...
Oct 11th

How mama got its name

me: you call your aunt masi, so uncle is call lassi?
pervin: WTH! its call mama
me: mama as in mama store?
pervin: ya
me: so mama store means uncle store! OMG, I kept thinking they call it mama store because our mothers go there to buy things
Oct 11th

Now you know what I wear down there

me: I dont want to buy the 3-pack (underwear) because the prints are all over the place, I want something more subtle
pervin: there is nothing subtle about Hello Kitty
Oct 9th
In our apartment in Ljubljana
Oct 9th

It occured to me during sleep

That the question is not whether I could fall in love but rather, could anyone love me? Because I...
Oct 4th

Asian pussy

For whatever reason, I forgot to lock the toilet door and was in a semi squatting position, wiping...
Oct 4th
“It’s not doner kebab, it’s dodgy kebab”
— my comment to pervin on the...
Oct 4th

This is depressing

me: I want to fall in love
guy: that's not possible given your character
me: so what's my character?
guy: you are skeptical and a cynic
me: that explains why I am suidical all the time
Oct 4th

Onward travel problem solved

I realize it is impossible for me to stay a day in a place and leave. And I don’t really like...
Oct 4th

National pride

Pervin: there are alot of crazy people here (in ljubljana)
Slovenian guy: yeah, they are probably croatians
Oct 3rd

Problem solve...I think

I think I have somehow found a way to my lousy situation, and that means taking a flight from Tirana...
Oct 3rd

I am obviously single for too long

me: why do people want to stay here (german countryside), there is nothing to do at night
pervin: dont you see they are all couples
me: so?
pervin: they have sex at night, thats their entertainment
Oct 2nd

Days of horror

After 2 weeks in both Austria and Germany, expenses there have totally massacred my bank account. I...
Oct 2nd
Looking ridiculous with my favourite thing stuck in the nose
Oct 1st
All of us, and that is pervin’s german lover. She will...
Oct 1st
Me and the beer at Oktoberfest
Oct 1st
At a beer garden in Munich
Oct 1st
Best picture of pervin…ever (taken in dresden)
Oct 1st

Something that should have happened in...

…but didn’t. Pervin and me took the wrong train in GERMANY where everything is...
Sep 30th

Insane conversation

me: you are proud of your pasir ris heritage?
pervin: yes
me: not like sembawang, there is nothing there, malaysia can just annex it since its so far north
pervin: that should be in our next water agreement
Sep 30th
“I cannot be hot all the time, its so stressful”
— pervin´s response to me after...
Sep 30th