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Ha…so this is how they advertise Singapore to the Japanese.

4 hours ago

July 6, 2009
photo My favourite part about graduation…the toy lion. If only that giant one is for sale. In fact, it was such a boring ceremony, we didn’t even have a commencement speech by anyone worthy, important or famous. And today was suppose to be the highlight because both the president and the PM were present.
My favourite part about graduation…the toy lion. If only that giant one is for sale. In fact, it was such a boring ceremony, we didn’t even have a commencement speech by anyone worthy, important or famous. And today was suppose to be the highlight because both the president and the PM were present.

7 hours ago

July 6, 2009
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So lost

I don’t know how to feel about my job anymore. All I want to do is pack my bags and go far, far away for a simple life. It’s too hard to live in a city with a stagnant love life and career.

6 days ago

June 30, 2009
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The JC light bulb joke never gets old

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb.

1 week ago

June 30, 2009
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The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started.
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Norman Cousins (via kari-shma)

If only hope comes in a pill.

1 week ago

June 28, 2009
reblogged via kari-shma
photo The most famous egg-tart cum drink stall in Macau for K-pop fans
The most famous egg-tart cum drink stall in Macau for K-pop fans

1 week ago

June 28, 2009
photo A translation of this sign would mean explosive fried rats and jade rabbits.
A translation of this sign would mean explosive fried rats and jade rabbits.

1 week ago

June 28, 2009
photo When it comes to meat, there is a wide variety out there.
When it comes to meat, there is a wide variety out there.

1 week ago

June 28, 2009
photo Breakfast on the train from Guilin to Shenzhen. The thing about China is, when you are given meat (like the one in my bun) and it’s unidentified, it is better not to ask and just pretend it’s chicken.
Breakfast on the train from Guilin to Shenzhen. The thing about China is, when you are given meat (like the one in my bun) and it’s unidentified, it is better not to ask and just pretend it’s chicken.

1 week ago

June 28, 2009
photo Moon Hill, Yangshuo, China. Just because I climbed 1200 steps to see a hole in a giant rock.
Moon Hill, Yangshuo, China. Just because I climbed 1200 steps to see a hole in a giant rock.

1 week ago

June 28, 2009
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Worse cab ride in the history of...cab rides

One thing, I hate taxi drivers who talk, period. I cannot wait for the day machines replace humans in the act of driving because I am usually too polite to ask them to shut the fuck up. So that particular comfort cab driver proceeds to tell me several things about his life I have zero interest in knowing -

  • his divorce, how he caught his wife in bed with another man
  • how he engaged a CID to spy on his wife
  • his son who is not giving him money
  • his numerous girlfriends since his divorce
  • some 19 year old malaysian girl who works at a petrol kiosk whom he is fucking
  • why he hits on foreign women because they are lonely and vulnerable
  • his 49 year old girlfriend, some married woman who owns a beauty parlour
  • he proceeds to tell me how pretty she is
  • a whole lot of other bullshit in Hokkien

Over the years I have my share of drivers who talk too much, other annoying topics includes

  • complains about the government directed to me upon knowing that I study politics
  • telling me how much they love their wives, or how smart their children are
  • harping on (and on) about how I have money, that’s why I take cabs and go travelling (ya lah, always happens to and from the airport)

1 week ago

June 27, 2009
photo The LEICA M8 ‘White Edition’ is available in a set including a silver anodised LEICA ELMARIT-M 1:2.8/28 mm ASPH lens and strictly limited to just 275 examples. The exclusive white Nappa cowhide leather of the LEICA M8 ‘White Edition’ makes the Leica M8 a particularly comfortable camera to hold. The camera is accompanied by a high-quality, real leather carrying strap, embossed with the Leica logo. Almost had an erection when I saw this

The LEICA M8 ‘White Edition’ is available in a set including a silver anodised LEICA ELMARIT-M 1:2.8/28 mm ASPH lens and strictly limited to just 275 examples. The exclusive white Nappa cowhide leather of the LEICA M8 ‘White Edition’ makes the Leica M8 a particularly comfortable camera to hold. The camera is accompanied by a high-quality, real leather carrying strap, embossed with the Leica logo.

Almost had an erection when I saw this

1 week ago

June 27, 2009